found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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