His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
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honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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