So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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