I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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