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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.

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• (949): View more from California

  Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.

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  The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.

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• (470): View more from Georgia

  My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online

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