But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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