I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Drake has all the answers
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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