Dual....:-)
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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