Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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