he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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