I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.