Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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