Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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