finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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