I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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