Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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