i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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