should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Come see our sink grown plant.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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