She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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