a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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