your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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