apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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