Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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