K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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