I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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