yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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