Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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