wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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