is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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