i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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