Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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