: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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