You're so nebulous sometimes
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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