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• (513): View more from Ohio

  WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE

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• (210): View more from Texas

  So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"

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• (516): View more from New York

  the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.

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• (415): View more from California

  so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.

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• (310): View more from California

  Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.

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  It's the best of both worlds

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• (212): View more from New York

  80% sure the drag queens carried her home

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.

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