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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I love you!

  (323): View more from California

  You're insane

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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• (805): View more from California

  i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze

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• (315): View more from New York

  I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success

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• (801): View more from Utah

  My dick looks like crazy bread

  (480): View more from Arizona

  pics are now mandatory

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.

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