i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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