What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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