The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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