I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Every concussion has its silver lining
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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