I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Randomize