The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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