I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking