He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
handjob tips. give me some.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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