if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
home. puking in laundry basket.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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