Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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