Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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