New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You need Xanax blowdarts
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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