how hairy? two words: wookie tits
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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