talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm too high and old for this...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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