love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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