Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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