I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I got her a Nickelback box set.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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