how can u be prego again
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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