Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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