Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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