i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Couch. On fire.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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