Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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