We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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