HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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