Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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