and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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